Mango, cucumber, onions and spices? Surely you must think this salsa is the devil's work! Have no fear, we went above and beyond, and rigorously tested the flavors of this blend to ensure joy and merriment were it's only supernatural additives.
Look at those colours! Put this bouquet on your table and summer up your fall. I laid one of these vitamin traps myself and my dearest fell for it. He couldn’t stop scooping until the bowl was empty. All I need now is a replacement for his corn chips, and my master plan will be complete.
To be continued... (someday!)